The $1,000.00 Pacifist Bible Bet |
Will I cut you a check for |
$1,000.00 |
(One thousand dollars) |
on Monday, the 29th of May |
Memorial Day 2017? |
I will if you accept the terms of my wager and win the bet. |
Term 1: Read and study the Bible with me for the next year. Term 2: Answer one or two brain-dead 5th-grade questions each day. I'll bet you $1,000 |
I know what you're thinking.I used to be like you. A few years ago I would have reacted to this website by saying, “There's no way I'm ever going to become a pacifist. If everyone were a pacifist, evil would take over and rule the world.” Part of every disagreement is a matter of defining terms. Example:
So what do I mean when I talk about a "Pacifist Bible Bet?"
Or I'll pay you $1,000. Sound impossible? "Ill never become a pacifist," you say.
Will you put your money where your mouth is? |
The Fine PrintOf course there's "fine print." When you sign up, I'm going to start sending you two audio MP3s every day. You can listen to one in the morning as you drive to work, and the other as you drive home. I'm going to read the Bible to you out loud in a specific order (generally chronological) -- with a few comments. When you get home, answer one or two 5th grade-level comprehension questions. Nothing tricky or obscure. The issue of pacifism and Christianity is really obvious. You don't have to go to seminary to figure this out. Everybody knows (deep down) that Christians are required by Jesus to be pacifists. I'll keep a record of your progress. Are we good so far? Twice a month we're going to get on the phone and I'm going to ask you a simple question: “Why aren't you a pacifist yet?”I want a chance to answer your objections or other questions. Five minutes. I'm going to record our conversations. I'm going to post them on the web. Future employers will find you when you apply for a job. Try to sound intelligent and thoughtful. Don't sound like a jerk. (Which is to say, don't sound like most people on Facebook.) Why I'm Willing to Risk $1,000 in the "Pacifist Bible Bet"When I was a kid, I cheered war. I drew bombs exploding all over my "Pee-Chee" notebook. I was a conservative who thought anyone who opposed the war in Vietnam was evil, a commie, and an America-hater. Then I encountered the John Birch Society, an organization that I largely agreed with, but they did not cheer the Vietnam war, "thus aligning the Society with the left." I realized "right-left" was itself a deception. Then in high school I became a creationist. This changed everything. I saw that "science" was propaganda. It was a pawn of "the military-industrial complex." The Bible became my textbook in every area of thought and every human discipline. I became a "pacifist" with regard to the military, and an "anarchist" with regard to "the State." During my lifetime, the U.S. government has killed, crippled, or made homeless tens of millions of innocent non-combatant civilians, including a million Christians in Iraq, a country where Christians once had religious freedom under a political thug who suppressed terrorists, but is now (thanks to the U.S. Government) an Islamic Theocracy under Shariah law. This is outrageously anti-Christian. But few Christians are outraged. They're worried that if everyone becomes a pacifist, evil will "take over" and "rule the world." I've got news for you. I can no longer reconcile the actions of "my" government with the teachings of the Prince of Peace. I look back now and realize that there was a time when I would never have listened to a single word spoken by a "pacifist" or "anarchist" like me. I have become the enemy I feared when I was young. I am now an "America hater." The only possible chance I have of getting someone like me (like you?) to read my "unpatriotic" rants is by offering a one thousand dollar "bribe" or "wager." Why You Are Going to Lose This Bet
It's only going to take me a couple of conversations to prove to you that unless you're a sick psychopath, you're already a pacifist.
The Bible is clear, but if you're an American like me, you went to schools that were operated by the same government that drops bombs on millions of civilians and forces poor countries to promote abortion and homosexuality in order to pay off the debts incurred by an unelected despot. Twelve years of education by an anti-Christian regime? No wonder you don't take the pacifism of Jesus seriously. All your objections will be answered. On our bi-monthly 5-minute check-in phone calls, I'll answer all your objections. In fact, I can cover most of the objections right here, right now. (That way, you can become a Christian pacifist right now without risking $1,000.00.) Have you ever heard of the Westminster Catechisms? The Shorter Catechism was probably in every schoolroom in America in 1776. The Larger Catechism was for teenagers and older. Questions 134-136 of the Larger Catechism are a blueprint for pacifism. Question 134: Which is the sixth commandment? Question
135: What are the duties required in the sixth commandment? Question
136: What are the sins forbidden in the sixth commandment? If you obey the Sixth Commandment, and you never intentionally kill another human being, your are 99% a pacifist. (In fact, I don't even know what the other 1% would be. Just "hedging my bet," so to speak.) I left out a phrase. You can see the ellipsis (" ... "). What I omitted are the typical objections to pacifism: “except in case of public justice, lawful war, or necessary defense” In other words, "Thou shalt not kill" prohibits killing, except for
And that allows the vast majority of killing in our day to take place. Talk about the camel's nose! More than 10,000 human beings were intentionally killed by governments in the 20th century -- every single day on average. The pacifist says none of these killings were Biblically justifiable. Here's why capital punishment is not Biblical. "Self Defense" -- There's nothing wrong with defending yourself, according to pacifists. Lock your door. Run away. If someone is running at you with a sword, and you have a shield, use your shield. These are all valid methods of defending yourself. But the phrase "self-defense" is terribly abused in two ways. First, it is never necessary to kill the person you're defending yourself against. The Bible does not justify intentionally killing someone to preserve your own life. Jesus said it is better to lay down your life; better to be killed than to kill. Jesus did not kill those evil and wicked men who sought to take His life, and we are commanded to follow "in His steps." Second, "self-defense" is usually a justification for escalating the violence, rather than preventing it. Consider this news account: one person punches another person, and that person punches back, claiming "self-defense." Defending yourself means blocking or avoiding a punch. It does not mean failing to defend yourself against incoming punches, and then taking vengeance by returning evil for evil. Most of what is called "self-defense" is really retaliatory vengeance, which is expressly prohibited by the Bible. What about war? This is a "Memorial Day" wager, right? We're supposed to honor those who lost their lives while attempting to deprive others of their lives. |
In his Presidential Radio Address of May 26, 2007, President
Bush said the following:
We must challenge the President on every one of these wars. The world
was not made a better place by fighting these wars, and Americans should
have chosen not to fight them: |
The President gave this list of wars: | We would take a second look at them: |
Valley Forge | Should Americans have killed Christians from Britain over a petty tax increase? Click here or go here: www.July4th1776.org |
Vietnam | What did the loss of 50,000 Americans and millions of Vietnamese achieve? |
Kuwait | For whom did these Iraqi children die? |
Kandahar | How did the United States make Afghanistan a better place by not taking Jesus seriously, including the arming of Osama bin Laden's "freedom fighters" by the CIA? |
Berlin | Was East Germany and all of Eastern Europe better off after U.S. military involvement? Click here or learn more here. |
Baghdad | Would America's Founding Fathers have approved of $500 billion to kill millions of Iraqis and create an Islamic Theocracy? Click here or find out more about the use of Phosphorus weapons on the civilian population in Iraq |
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During the 20th century, an average of
10,000 people were murdered each and every
single day. These people were not murdered by people
who are usually called "murderers." That's because the
people who did the killing all wore uniforms of the various
governments on earth. In the United States, 16,110 people were murdered
during all of the year 2002 by "murderers," that is, private
enterprise murderers not wearing an official government uniform, whose
killings were not officially approved by the government. The
government's justification for its own existence is protecting the world
from killers. This
is a lie. During the last 15 years, during the Bush
I/Clinton/Bush II years, the United States has killed approximately
2,000,000 men, women, and children in Iraq during various Gulf
"wars," "operations," and embargoes. That's more
than 100,000 per year, almost ten times the number of
"private" murders committed per year. On the CBS News program
"60 Minutes," on May 12, 1996, Lesley Stahl asked Madeleine
Albright, later Secretary of State under Bill Clinton:
This is a "cost-benefit" question. To evaluate whether the cost was "worth it," you have to ask, "What benefit did we get for the price?"
What did these deaths bring us?
And throughout the world during the 20th century, hundreds of
millions of people have been subjugated under atheistic and socialistic
tyranny with the aid
of the nation that was supposed to be "a
city upon a hill": the U.S.of A. |
No war in American history actually led (in the long run) to
Every war has had the opposite effect:
On Memorial Day, we should grieve for the loss of life, but resolve to eliminate all future wars. In other words, we should "beat swords into plowshares" and become pacifists. On our bi-monthly, 5-minute phone conversations, I'll be asking you about "exceptions" to the Commandments of Christ. You'll find out none of them hold water. |
I'm not asking you to become a passivist. The word "pacifist" comes from the Latin word for
"peace" -- like "pacific."
John Howard Yoder has collected some first-hand accounts of pacifism in action in his book, What Would You Do? The pacifist is often slandered as someone who would actually assist a rapist, being a syrupy-spiritual pansy toward the rapist, turning the victim over to the rapist, rather than actively defending the potential victim by putting his own body between the rapist and the victim, or using one of hundreds of possible non-violent ways of deterring or persuading a rapist not to commit an act of violence. A pacifist is against violence, and therefore against violent ways of preventing violence. But a pacifist is never a "passivist," but is active in opposing violence. There are an infinite number of possibilities in real life, and the "What would you do?"-question is usually very one-dimensional. But two can play at that game. Consider this imaginative situation: You are "Star Trek" Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise. You are on shore-leave, walking down the street of a planet in the Deltoid Galaxy with one of your never-ending stream of beautiful women at your arm, when a large burly alien with the tattoo "I AM A RAPIST" across his forehead jumps out from a dark alley, grabs your female companion and says "I'm going to rape this woman!" You pull out your Phaser™ gun and . . . here's the question:
When given such a choice, only a sociopath would choose eternal damnation through annihilation or lethal force. Everyone else is a "pacifist." It's that simple. Just because a pacifist will not intentionally kill or injure someone, does not mean a pacifist just stands there picking his nose while violence has its way.
A follower of the executed Christ is motivated by love of enemy and redemption of enemy -- as well as prevention of violence. To persuade the attacker to repent of violence and become a brother in Christ is more important than defending my own life and thoughtlessly destroying the life of the attacker. I endure a few moments of attack in the hopes of reaping an eternal benefit for the attacker. This is what the life and teaching of Christ is all about -- not lethal "dominion" over evil. The Goal of the Pacifist is Redemption, not Death. Attackers are usually on drugs. The drug might be PCP, or it might be their own adrenaline, as they "psych" themselves up for the confrontation. It may be difficult to reason with or preach to the attacker in such a case. An attacker on drugs (of any kind) may need to be medicated -- "pacified" -- before he can be preached to or reasoned with. But God in His sovereignty can overcome drugs. The pacifist is "optimillennial" rather than "pessimillennial." God sovereignly sends attackers as evangelistic opportunities. The pacifist believes the Word of God is sharper than the sword (Heb 4:12) and does not return void (Isaiah 55:11).
Life is an opera composed by God, who also directs the orchestra. Every great musical composition has tension and resolution. God has predestined some players to play violent, sour notes. Your job is to obey God's score and play pacifist, harmonious notes. In God's symphony, all notes work together for good. Have faith in the composer and conductor. Follow the score. Follow "in His steps."
Violence is a major theme of the Bible.
And
I will put enmity Isaiah 53:5 But He was wounded for our transgressions, He was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon Him; and with His stripes we are healed. Isaiah
53:10 Luke
4:18 Romans
16:20 Terms (continued)
Why You Are Going to Lose This Bet (continued)
In order to understand the Bible as a Pacifist Manifesto, you have to have a basic education, such as children in 1776 had. But you do not. You are a Victim of Educational Malpractice. Public schools in America were created 400 years ago with a single primary purpose: to make sure everyone in town could read and apply the Bible. (If you don't believe this, here's proof.) But the same government that was busy escalating the Vietnam War, destroying villages "in order to save them," and lying to the American people, was purging the Bible from public schools, and the Supreme Court ruled in 1963 that public schools could not teach the Bible the way the Bible had been taught in public schools for the previous 350 years. It is now "unconstitutional" for public school teachers to teach students that America's Declaration of Independence is really true. Public school students can only be taught that a bunch of dead white males used to believe it was true. Atheistic Public Schools are thus un-American and anti-Christian. In order to win this bet, you need to understand the Bible as well as the average 15 year-old in 1776. This will take some work on your part. You need remedial education. If you were not declared "truant" by the government, you are a victim of educational malpractice. According to one of the most important charters in American history, public schools were created to teach three things -- everything else was a means to this end:
By "religion" America's Founders did not mean "the religion of Osama bin Laden" or "the Religion of Secular Humanism." America was a Christian nation. "Morality" meant Christian morality. To understand many verses in the Bible, you must have a knowledge of history. To visualize the application of that verse to today's world, you have to have a knowledge of the way the world really works. So in addition to reading the Bible, you're going to have to read four books during the next 52 weeks that will help you understand the Bible as well as the average 15 year-old colonial American kid.
Why You Will Not Accept My $1,000.00 Bet
This website is a knock-off of an earlier website, "The Anarchist Bible Bet."
If you still want to accept my wager, fill out this form: I'll reply to your email with the next step in our One Thousand Dollar Pacifist Bible Bet. For a preview of terms and conditions, see this website, which has the same terms and same program as the "Pacifist Bible Bet": If you don't like betting, or you realize deep down you cannot afford to lose $1,000 (and you will lose), you can purchase our home-study program and develop a pacifist Biblical worldview. We'll be rolling out several programs as Memorial Day 2016 approaches. Among them: HowToBecomeAChristianAnarchist.com In the meantime, please peruse this website: www.Would Jesus Celebrate Memorial Day.com Or this one: Use the form above. Instead of typing in your biggest objection to pacifism, just tell us you're interested in signing up for one of our peacemaker coaching programs. We'll send you more information. |
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